英语翻译A GOOD LAUGH FOR ALL> MARRIED MEN > From the> Bohemian D

英语翻译
A GOOD LAUGH FOR ALL
> MARRIED MEN
> From the
> Bohemian Dictionary.
>
> MARRIAGE
> Definition :
>
> the
> social institution
> under which a man and woman (in love)
> establish their decision to live as husband and wife
> by legal
>
> commitments,religious
> ceremonies,etc.,and live happily ever
>
> after,or
> facts or fictions,
> you make the call:
> 1.Marriages are made
> in heaven.
> But so again,are thunder and
> lightning.
> 2.After marriage,husband and wife becomes two
> sides of
> a coin...
> they can't face
> each other,but they still stay together.
> 3.Married life is very
> frustrating.
> In the first year of
> marriage,the man speaks and
> the woman listens.
In the second year,the woman
> speaks and the
> man listens.
> In the third year,they both
> speak and the
> neighbors listen.
> 4.When a man
> opens the door of his
> car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing:
> either the car is
> new,or the wife is.
> 5.Marriage is when a man and woman become
> as one.The
> trouble starts when they
try to decide
> which one.
6.Before
> marriage,a man will lie
> awake all night thinking about something she
> says.
After marriage,he will
> fall asleep before she
> finishes talking.
> 7.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
> understanding,
> economical,and a good cook.
>
> But the law allows only one
> wife.
> 8.They say when a man holds
> a woman's hand before marriage,
> that is LOVE.
> After marriage,that is SELF
> DEFENSE.
9.A wife becomes a "SEX OBJECT"
> when every time the
> husband asks for sex,
>
> she objects.
10.Marriage is the
> only war where you
> get to sleep with the enemy.
11.There are two four-letter words that are
> offensive to
> men in marriage -
"don't" and
> "stop",
> unless,they are used together.
12.Marriage is
> an institution where
> the man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the
woman gets her
> Master's Degree..
13.In marriage,a
> man can have words
> with his wife,but,a woman can have paragraphs
with her husband..
14.Marriage is love.
>
> Love
> is blind.
Therefore,marriage is
> an institution for the blind.
15.There are 3 stages of SEX in a married life:
Tri-weekly,
try weekly and
try weakly.
16.LOVE is a
> long sweet dream;
MARRIAGE is the alarm
> clock.
17.When a
> newly married man
> looks happy,we know why.
But,when a
> 10-year married man looks happy,we wonder why.
18.Marriage is not a word.It is a
> sentence .
a
> LIFE SENTENCE.

个不错的欢笑
“已婚男人!
“从
“波希米亚词典.
“
“婚姻
“定义：
“
“在
“社会制度
“下,一男一女（恋爱）
“他们决定建立生活作为丈夫和妻子
“通过法律
“
“承诺,宗教
“仪式等,过着幸福的生活
“
“之后,或
“事实或小说,
“您拨打电话：
“1.婚姻是由
“在天堂.
“但到目前为止又是雷电
“闪电.
“2.结婚后,丈夫和妻子变成两个
“双方的
“一个硬币...
“他们不能正视
“对方,但他们仍然住在一起.
“3.已婚生活很
“令人沮丧.
“在第一年
“婚姻,男人说话和
“该名女子听.
在第二年,该名女子
“说话的
“人听.
“在第三个年头,他们都
“发言,而
“邻居听.
“4.当一个人
“打开门,他
“他的妻子的汽车,你可以肯定一件事：
“无论是汽车
>“新建,或妻子.
“5.婚姻是当一个男人和女人成为
“作为一个.那个
“当他们开始麻烦
试图自行决定
“其中之一.
6.前
“结婚,一男子将谎言
“眠夜想的事,她
“说.
婚后,他将
“在她睡着
“结束谈话.
“7.每个人想要一个漂亮的妻子是谁,
“理解,
“经济,和一个好厨师.
“
“但该法律只允许一个
“妻子.
“8.他们说,当一个人拥有
“一个女人的手结婚前,
“这是爱.
婚后“,这是自
“防御.
9.妻子成为“性对象”
“每一次当
“丈夫的性要求,
“
“她的对象.
10.婚姻是
“只有战争,您
>“获取睡觉的敌人.
11.有两个四个字母组成的单词是
“攻势
在婚姻中“人 -
“不”,并
“”停止“,
“除非他们一起使用.
12.婚姻
“一个机构在
“该男子失去了学士和
她获得女子
“硕士..
13.在婚姻中,一
“男人可以有话
与他的妻子,“但是,一个女人可以有段
与她的丈夫..
14.婚姻是爱.
“
“爱
“是盲目的.
因此,婚姻是
“一个盲人机构.
15.有3个阶段的性别在婚姻生活：
三周刊
每周和尝试
尝试弱.
16.爱是
“长美梦;
婚姻是警报
“时钟.
17.当
“新婚男子
“看起来很高兴,我们知道为什么.
但是,当一
“10岁已婚男子看起来很高兴,我们想知道为什么.
18.婚姻不是一个字.这是一个
“一句.
一个
“终身监禁.