搜搜做题作业网麻烦哪位好心人,帮我翻译成中文,谢谢
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麻烦哪位好心人,帮我翻译成中文,谢谢
Eva, cow-tow to me, woman!
I am a Japanese shogun and samurai! I was born in heaven and raised in sin. :-)
(If you do not like my sense of humor, tell me and I will stop trying to make you laugh, sweet lady. )
I have a new idea for you. If want to show off your excellent English in a very special email, letter, or whatever, email what you want to say to me first then I shall rewrite it and send it back to you. Then you can send it and the person or company you send it to will not know I wrote it for you. Be very much impressed with your fluent English! It will read as though you graduated from Oxford or MIT or Donghua University! If this is not clear to you, tell me and I will try to make it easier to understand.
Eva, cow-tow to me, woman!
I am a Japanese shogun and samurai! I was born in heaven and raised in sin. :-)
(If you do not like my sense of humor, tell me and I will stop trying to make you laugh, sweet lady. )
I have a new idea for you. If want to show off your excellent English in a very special email, letter, or whatever, email what you want to say to me first then I shall rewrite it and send it back to you. Then you can send it and the person or company you send it to will not know I wrote it for you. Be very much impressed with your fluent English! It will read as though you graduated from Oxford or MIT or Donghua University! If this is not clear to you, tell me and I will try to make it easier to understand.
夏娃,给我磕头,你这个女人!
我是一个日本将军,也是一个武士.我出生于天堂,然而却在罪恶里长大成人.
（如果你不喜欢我的幽默,告诉我,我会停止逗你开心,甜美的小姐.）
我有一个主意给你,如果你想在电邮,或者信件里面炫耀一下你出色的英文水平,我建议你先把你想说的都发给我,我帮你重新写一下再给你发回去.然後你就可以发去你想发至的那个人、或者公司,他们不会知道是我给你写的.然而他们会对你的流利英文留下深刻印象!他们会觉得好像你是从或者牛津大学、麻省理工学院或者东华大学毕业的学生.如果你不是很明白我所写的这些,告诉我,我会试著写的更简单易懂一些.
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怎麼说呢,感觉上写这个人的语气好像很鄙视一样.
我是一个日本将军,也是一个武士.我出生于天堂,然而却在罪恶里长大成人.
（如果你不喜欢我的幽默,告诉我,我会停止逗你开心,甜美的小姐.）
我有一个主意给你,如果你想在电邮,或者信件里面炫耀一下你出色的英文水平,我建议你先把你想说的都发给我,我帮你重新写一下再给你发回去.然後你就可以发去你想发至的那个人、或者公司,他们不会知道是我给你写的.然而他们会对你的流利英文留下深刻印象!他们会觉得好像你是从或者牛津大学、麻省理工学院或者东华大学毕业的学生.如果你不是很明白我所写的这些,告诉我,我会试著写的更简单易懂一些.
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怎麼说呢,感觉上写这个人的语气好像很鄙视一样.