谁能给我提供三个短一点的英语笑话、越短越好并且要很好笑(带中文翻译)谢谢了
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谁能给我提供三个短一点的英语笑话、越短越好并且要很好笑(带中文翻译)谢谢了
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TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行." .Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds.Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack:Certainly.
Tom:And why?
Jack:Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑.我该不该借给他?
杰克:当然应该了.
汤姆:为什么?
杰克:否则他就该跟我借了.Nest and Hair
My sister,a primary school teacher,was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird,ma' am,only the nest," replied the child.
"Then,can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well,ma'am,it just resembles your hair."
.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师.一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝.
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她.
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝.”那孩子回答说.
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道.
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样.”
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行." .Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds.Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack:Certainly.
Tom:And why?
Jack:Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑.我该不该借给他?
杰克:当然应该了.
汤姆:为什么?
杰克:否则他就该跟我借了.Nest and Hair
My sister,a primary school teacher,was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird,ma' am,only the nest," replied the child.
"Then,can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well,ma'am,it just resembles your hair."
.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师.一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝.
“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她.
“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝.”那孩子回答说.
“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道.
“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样.”
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