简短笑话

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

超级搞笑～～～～～来看看吧,给你好心情!(1)有一位病人来找精神科医师.病人:我一直觉得我是一只鸟.医生:喔.那很严重喔.从什么时候开始的.病人:从我还是一只小鸟的时候.(2)有一位神经病院的医生问患

1Q:Whydidthemanthrowabucketofwateroutthewindow?A:Hewantedtoseethewaterfall.2Q:Whydidthemanthrowthebu

Apandawalksintoacafe.Heordersasandwich,eatsit,thendrawsagunandfirestwoshotsintheair."Why?"asksthecon

塞翁失马焉知非福(BlessingorBane)　　Onceuponatime,therewasamannamedSaiweng.HelivednearChina'snorthernborders.H

我有一个好朋友,他叫XXX.有一天,我问他“pig的拼写是不是P-U-G?”他回答,“不是,pig是P-I-G.”然后我再问他“你确定?pig是U?”“不是,”他说,“pig是I.”Ihaveagoo

A:Armstrongwent(go的过去式)tothemoon,thatgreat!B:That'snothing,myfatherwenttothesun!A:Thesun?It'sveryhot

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"Schoo

Snorer瞌睡者Thepreacherwasvexedbecauseacertainmemberofhiscongregationalwaysfellasleepduringthesermon.牧师

1、HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccuse

喜欢学英语的小明,不分日夜都在找说英语的机会.这天,他不小心走路撞到一个外国人,他不好意思的说：「Iamsorry.」「Iamsorry,too.」外国人回答.「Iamsorrythree.」小明马上

1.早上上班坐地铁,人多特别挤!旁边有一个女孩子长得非常卡哇伊正在发短信,我无意看了一眼发现她写道“今天车上人很多,很挤”一会儿我想起个事自己笑了几声.一会儿无意回头一看,看到这个女孩继续写道“旁边还

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AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

1.Whatgetslarger，themoreyoutakeaway？什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？　　2.Whatgoesonfourlegsinthemorning，ontwoatnoon，an

Q:Whynumbernineisscaredofnumberseven?为什麼数字九会怕七?A:NineisscaredofSevenbecauseSeven,Eight,NineSeven(ate

whiteman：areyouBlack?blackman：no,i'mWhite.白人：你是布莱克吗?（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）黑人：不,我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）

今天在街上看到一个小门脸,门窗上贴着一张纸,上面写着：“国家有急事,暂停营业.”　　我眼神不好,又往前走了两步,想更进一步感怀一下.哦,写的是：“因家有急事,暂停营业.”　　我爸面对我发胖一事发表了看

Therewasatigerlivedforalonglongtime,afterthat,hedied曾经有一只老虎活了很久很久,然后.它死了很冷吧?