搜搜做题作业网求一段英文对话 在线求
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求一段英文对话 在线求
要短一点的英文对话 搞笑的
要短一点的英文对话 搞笑的
Psychiatrist 精神病医生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist."Doc," he said,"I've got trouble.Every time I get into bed,I think there's somebody under it.I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week,and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street."Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.For a hundred bucks a visit?The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so!How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!
杰瑞去看精神病医生.“医生,我有些不对劲.每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下.我要疯了!”“给我一年时间,”医生说,“每周来三次,我会治好你.”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元.”“我会认真考虑的.”杰瑞答道.六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问.“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了.”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉.现在那没人了!”
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Jerry went to a psychiatrist."Doc," he said,"I've got trouble.Every time I get into bed,I think there's somebody under it.I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week,and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street."Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.For a hundred bucks a visit?The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so!How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!
杰瑞去看精神病医生.“医生,我有些不对劲.每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下.我要疯了!”“给我一年时间,”医生说,“每周来三次,我会治好你.”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元.”“我会认真考虑的.”杰瑞答道.六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问.“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了.”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉.现在那没人了!”
***另外这里还有其它的：