哪位想象力丰富的大侠帮忙编写一个英语情景话剧,穿插点搞笑元素,可以有唱歌、舞蹈的部分

哪位想象力丰富的大侠帮忙编写一个英语情景话剧,穿插点搞笑元素,可以有唱歌、舞蹈的部分
内容是一个男将要去战场,一个女写信鼓励战士,二人因此相互写信,产生感情,男方要求见面,女士为了考验他让一老太太代替他见面,如果男的接受现实,上前与老人相见,就与其见面,最终二人终成眷属
就这么点悬赏分了,都抛了.
中文也行,给个思路.有创新、搞笑都行

John was waiting for the girl whose heart he knew,but whose face he didn’t,the girl with the rose.Thirteen months ago,in a Florida library he took a book off the shelf and found himself intrigued with the notes in the margin.The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind.
　　In front of the book,he discovered the previous owner’s name,Miss Hollis Maynell.With time and effort he located her address.He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond.
　　During the next year and one-month the two grew to know each other through the mail.A Romance was budding.John requested a photograph,but she refused.She felt that if he really cared,it wouldn’t matter what she looked like.Later they scheduled their first meeting—7:00 pm at Grand Central Station in New York.
　　"You’ll recognize me,” she wrote,“by the red rose I’ll be wearing on my lapel.” So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for the girl with the red rose.
　　A young woman in a green suit was coming toward him,her figure long and slim and her eyes were blue as flowers.Almost uncontrollably he made one step closer to her,and just at this moment he saw Hollis Maynell—a woman well past 40.The girl was walking quickly away.He felt as though he split in two,so keen was his desire to follow her,and yet so deep was his longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned him and upheld his own.
　　He did not hesitate.He squared his shoulders and said,“I’m John,and you must be Miss Maynell.I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?”
　　The woman smiled,“I don’t know what this is about,son,” she answered,“but the young lady in the green suit begged me to wear this rose on my coat.And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner,I should tell you that she is waiting for you in the restaurant across the street.She said it was some kind of test!”
　　It’s not difficult to admire Miss Maynell’s wisdom.The true nature of a heart is seen in it’s response to the unattractive.