收集英文幽默笑话和谜语
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收集英文幽默笑话和谜语
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笑话Much Worse
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man:If I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth.That would be much worse.
谜语是:What goes on four feet,on two feet,and three,but the more feet it goes on,the weaker it will be.谜底是Man.Because he crawls first,then walks on two feet,uses a cane when old.
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man:If I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth.That would be much worse.
谜语是:What goes on four feet,on two feet,and three,but the more feet it goes on,the weaker it will be.谜底是Man.Because he crawls first,then walks on two feet,uses a cane when old.