英语两人对话笑话

1、周而复始老王在树下休息,老李走过来对他说：“嗨,为什么不去上山砍柴?”老王说：“砍柴干什么?”老李说：“好卖钱啊.卖到钱就可以买驴,再沿家挨户卖柴.挣了钱就再买卡车,然后买木厂卖木器,再买更多的卡

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里面是有带对话的,可是不长,建议找个中文笑话翻译一下.1,IthinkthatI'machickenPsychiatrist:What'syourproblem?Patient:IthinkI'mac

BedtimePrayers睡前祷告词Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers.“PleaseGod,”shesaid,“MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.

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医院里传来新生儿的笑声,医生们很奇怪,掰开刚出生的婴儿紧紧握着的拳头.看到了一片药丸.这时婴儿开口说话了：妈的,想干掉我,没那么容易.

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有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是,俺就对他说：“Iamsorry”.“Iamsorry,too”外国人回

ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.

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某班来了个新生.一天,老师问他：你多大了?学生：请问老师是问我哪里多大?老师：你的年龄.学生：哦,请问老师是想知道我去年的年龄还是今年的年龄?老师：废话,肯定是今年的拉.学生：哦,请问老师是要我现在告

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请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”　　　　

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