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MynameisXXX.Iamastudentinclass1,gradeXofXXXXSchool.IlikeEnglishverymuchandIlikesingsing,too.Igotosch

TheFrogandtheOxbyAesop“Oh,Father,”saidalittlefrogtothebigonesittingbythesideofapond,“Ihaveseensuchat

请参考JUSTTHEFACTSJamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentp

关于夏天的：Itisveryhotinthesummer.peopledontlikegoingoutonsummerafternoonbecausethetemperatureishigh.some

TeacherandStudentLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said

1.MySummerHolidaySummerholidayisfromJulytoAugust.It'salongtimeformetodoallkindsofthings.Ilikevisitin

BadDay——倒霉的一天Therewasaguyinabar,justlookingathisdrink.Hestayedlikethatforhalfanhour.Then,thisbigtrou

(1)幽默短文FiveHundredTimes五百遍Inthetrafficcourtofalargemid-westerncity,ayoungladywasbroughtbeforethejudg

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

IknowwhoGodis!Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbo

ThePriceIntheHospitaltherelativesgatheredinthewaitingroom,wheretheirfamilymemberlaygravelyill.Finall

AnditwasalwaysseldomscroogethatheknewhowtokeepChristmaswell.Ifanymanalivepossessknowledge.Maythatbet

TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsmanAtanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

、NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolde

今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思老妈：这个“idon’tknow.我说：“我不知道”老妈：送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!我说：不是!就是“我不知道”吗!老妈

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid