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A:DoyoulikeEnglish?B:Yes,Ilikeitverymuch!

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

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Forthestudentstoateachercomments."Teacher,you……"class,abeautyYuyanyouzhi."Ihowthe"teacherquicklysett

Hithestorybelowismadebymyself,dog:docatsclimbtrees?Eagle:Yes,theydo!dog:Howdoyouknowthat?Eagle:oneni

经典对话一：男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：男：CanIha

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是,俺就对他说：“Iamsorry”.“Iamsorry,too”外国人回

Canwehaveourteacherback?　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoi

3×7=?一天,小明考试回家,爸爸：儿子,考的咋样呀?小明：有一题不会!那题10分!可我硬着头皮乱写了一个答案,希望它对.爸爸：哪题呀?10分那么多?小明：是3×7!我不知道等于几!爸爸：那你写了啥?

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对话：A:How'syourNewYearholliday?B:Prettygood!MywholefamilywenttoBeijingforvisiting.Ievensawsnowing!Itw

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